Daniel Is Bringing Vogelbach!
Daniel Vogelbach (1-for-2, 2 runs and his 5th homer, and fifth in his last five games, hitting .471) is man-hot. Daniel Vogelbach is the Jelly Donut of Swat. Daniel Vogelbach looks like a beer keg...
View ArticlePaddack! At The Petco
Yesterday, on the way to the park, Chris Paddack felt under the weather. Not to confuse people, Paddack had the flu, there's no weather in San Diego. So, Chris Paddack was touching 100, and I'm not...
View ArticleFanduel: Shipping Up To Boston
If you’re looking to go big you might as well go as big as you can. J.D. Martinez ($4,000) is one of the robot’s favorite bats on the day. He’s been one of the few bright spots for the Sox offensively....
View ArticleFanDuel: Yonny Come Lately
Good Saturday to you folks. With today being Derby Day you know everyone wants to get some action on the horses, but I’ve got some tips on getting in on tonight’s baseball action. FanDuel has a sweet...
View ArticleFanDuel: Jay Dee
Red Sox outfielder J.D. Martinez has had an interesting 2019 campaign. His power output has been less then what owners should expect. But Martinez is rocking a curiously low 14.2% K-rate, which is the...
View ArticleFanDuel: Fresh Ace
Just called up and already priced like an ace? That’s where we find Mike Soroka, (SP: $9,800) The price scares me a little bit, but I’m a big enough believer to Soroka and he’s been rolling since his...
View ArticleTop 100 Hitters, Week 7: Now with EVEN MORE Stephen Piscotty
Yea, yea, yea. I accidentally left two Stephen Piscotty's in my Top 100 two weeks in a row. What had happened was: The first week was just a good ol' fashioned screw-up. On my rankings spreadsheet my...
View ArticleFanDuel: Canning Pickled Royals
I remember fondly my pickling phase of years ago when I went ahead and pickled just about everything. Pickled eggs, pickled garlic, pickled...pickles. Fast forward 3 years and all those jars are still...
View ArticleTop 100 Hitters, Week 8: Aw Bell Naw
There were many big movers and shakers in the Top 100 this week perhaps none bigger this year (and maybe the past few years) than Josh Bell. Bell has slapped a hit in all but 9 of his 42 games so far...
View ArticleWhen Verlander Pitches, My Staff Cries Out In Need Of Add Justin
I'm like Neo dodging bullets, only instead of bullets, it's bad pitchers. Bends in slo-mo and avoids Ed-Rod, twists to the right and avoids Trevor Bauer, twists left and sees Jalen Beeks...Well, I'd...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 8: Nelson You’re a Song
But so far he’s made me wanna roll my windows down and snoooooooze. Nelson Cruz wasn’t doing what we all drafted him to do anyway so maybe this rest will do him a body good. He’s designated to only hit...
View ArticleYankEEs BelievED WINning Formula Is Adding More RH Power
For Mother's Day, all MLB players use pink bats. On Father's Day, all bats should be painted to resemble penises. I try to convince MLB of this every year, and every year I'm met with awkward...
View ArticlePirates Donating Pain To Astros With Every Purchase of Newman’s Own Smackdown
Yesterday, the Pirates exploded for five homers, touching up Brad Peacock (3 IP, 6 ER, ERA at 4.13). Maybe the Pirates would’ve let up more if his name was Brad Parrot. Kevin Newman led the way once...
View ArticleFanDuel: All-Star Blues
Today is the last day of baseball before the three most dreaded words of the summer are uttered: All-Star break. It's not all bad though, we get a tiny break from setting our season long lineups at...
View ArticleSAGNOF: Shooting Starling
We're off and running in the second half of the baseball season. Get busy padding your steals category before September comes and you're staring up the standings at someone who did.
View ArticleFanDuel: Saint Luis
Happy weekend DFSers! Today marks the first day of vacation for yours truly and I’ll be out today enjoying summer in Maine. Summer in Maine is basically crazy humidity, lots of bugs and an ocean that...
View ArticleAaron Sanchez Cooks Up 6 No-Hit IP After Astros Chopped His Sinker
A reporter, ducked behind chairs, yells at Aaron Sanchez at his no-hitter, post-game press conference. All we hear is the reporter's disembodied voice, "Isn't it true your four-seam spin rate went...
View ArticleFanDuel: Beebs And Beeks
It's a hot, sunny Tuesday and thanks to a double header we have day baseball as well as a 15 game DFS slate. It doesn't really get much better than this. For pitching today I'll be looking mostly at...
View ArticleJo-Ram Has A Bro-Ham
America's greatest Indian was Sitting Bull. Maybe Pocahontas. Possibly Bob Feller. I'd accept Apu even. But on the list of great Indians, Jose Ramirez and the service he provided this year does not go...
View ArticleFanDuel: The Lucchesi Family
Happy Labor Day weekend DFSers! I hope you’re all enjoying the unofficial last weekend of summer. Let’s score some dough and put our labor to good use. To do so, I’m recommending Joey Lucchesi...
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