You know when Shin-Soo Choo (2-for-4, 2 runs and his 10th homer) is hitting homers there's a Dong Party going on. Dong Party is also my lead single off my album, "Who Let In All These Guys?" The CD cover had me dressed like a sailor, begrudgingly hoisting a man for a keg stand. None of this is ringing a bell? That's weird, but it did perform better in Asia than here. Choo hadn't homered since July 4th and only has 4 homers since May 22nd and is hitting .238. Can we say bust? If you can't, you might want to see a speech therapist. Also joining the Dong Party was J.P. Arencibia (3-for-5, 4 RBIs and his 7th homer). That Arencibia is one spicy meatball! You know what one meatball said to another meatball? What's up, metaball? What? No good? Okay, I won't submit it to Highlights. Arencibia has 4 homers in the last eleven games, and has been known to go on a dong run. For those of you who just found us today Googling "dong run." We won't judge you here. Next up, for the Dong Party was Robinson Crusoe. He's got a novel idea. It's about a shipwrecking. Quite the yarn! Chirinos (3-for-5, 3 runs and two homers) has 11 homers on the year, and I've enjoyed owning him in a few two-catcher leagues, but he's hitting .237 and I wouldn't get too excited, especially not while you're at a Dong Party. Finally, arriving at the Dong Party with a homer in the first inning was Adrian Beltre (1-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer). Getting a bangfizzle at a Dong Party is such a bummer. By the by, Such A Bummer was my follow-up single. Tell me if you want the Sound Cloud link. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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