Amish text states vociferously that a Quackenbush should not render thou's biblical nature moot. Stating, "Eroticism is the devil's electricity, and our brains should not be hardwired to flip any switches when our nature's bell rings. You may want to churn butter into the Quackenbush--" I just realize I had a smudge on my Amish Schoolchildren Early Education textbook and it's not Quacken, it's Quaker. That is my bad. So, Joaquin Benoit could be headed to the DL, and even if he's not, he's dealing with a shoulder issue and may not be effective. In every league I needed saves, I'd grab Kevin Quackenbush. And, if truly desperate, I'd even grab Dale Thayer. As for a Quaker bush, well, caution is advised. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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