*walking through a packed hallway, head nodding at the ladies* "What's up, chiquitas? Que paso, senoritas? Assume there was an upside down question mark in front of that question. I'm feeling pretty good, and it's not just because I'm wearing my extra tight bicycle shorts that make me aroused when I cough. Nope! RONALD ACUNA IS UP! Hey, so are my letters. Preston Tucker? How about you Tuck off?! I'm so pumped!!! Seriously. I wanna make love to my fantasy team where I have Acuna." *realizing I don't know what hallway this is and need to leave before I'm arrested* Here's my Ronald Acuna fantasy. Go look at the GIF I have there and tell me you're not aroused. Don't send pics! I said he'd be up mid-April. Oops, one week off! And his projections were 74/17/77/.304/21 in 514 ABs! I need to sit down. Wait, I am sitting!!! AHHHH!!! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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