Happy Father's Day to all but five of our readers. I am not a father, but I have a dog I ignore most of the time, then play catch with after my wife tells me to, so, technically, I am a father too. For Father's Day, I went to see the Tupac movie, and to misquote him, "Back for a check, all respect to those who broke their neck to keep this movie in check, cause oh they made some mistakes with this movie majorly, damn, why does Jada keep paging me?" I should've taken Cougs to see Wonder Woman, but I was afraid it would empower her. One last note on Pop's Day, MLB has pink bats for Mother's Day, so they should have penis-shaped bats for Father's Day. Yesterday, Jimmy Nelson looked like he should be getting dogged by Jada Pinkett for keeping it too real -- 9 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.39. His peripherals are right there to match -- 9 K/9, 2.2 BB/9, 3.52 xFIP with the velocity to back it up, and, if you throw out April, his ERA would be near 2.50 with an xFIP to match. The major change -- excuse me, not change -- the curve is his major key. Hat tip to Lance and his Jimmy Nelson fantasy. The crux of that is you should own Nelson and stop cruxifying him, and the crux of this is I don't know how to spell crucify. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
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